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mage-hawke:

"…. Are you Qunari? Sorry, but I’ve never seen a female of your race and… No, I haven’t seen your Shepard? What type of flock do they tend to? Perhaps you’d have better luck asking around the outskirts of Kirkwall; they tend to have the more livestock oriented types there.”


"Oh, I apologize,  I wasn’t very specific. No, I am an Asari, by the name of Liara T’Soni. And I’m looking for my partner Commander Shepard, who I’ve seem to have lost in this strange world."

mage-hawke:

"…. Are you Qunari? Sorry, but I’ve never seen a female of your race and… No, I haven’t seen your Shepard? What type of flock do they tend to? Perhaps you’d have better luck asking around the outskirts of Kirkwall; they tend to have the more livestock oriented types there.”

"Oh, I apologize,  I wasn’t very specific. No, I am an Asari, by the name of Liara T’Soni. And I’m looking for my partner Commander Shepard, who I’ve seem to have lost in this strange world."

"I’m pretty sure Conrad Verner would be dead by now if It wasn’t for me.."

"Shepard Isn’t an engineer…"

so i was studying in the library at my university today and as i walk in i see a pizza box with pretty much an entire pizza inside (minus one slice). four and a half hours later as i'm leaving, i see this pizza box and pizza still there and untouched. i brought it home. have i found dinner tonight or might it be a bad idea to eat this pizza? being the shadow broker, maybe you have some insight on this pizza mystery.

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THIS IN LIARA’S INBOX.

HI IT’S ME SHEPARD, LIARA’S DOING SHADOW BROKER STUFF, AND I’M FESTIVELY BORED.

EDI GAVE ME A FREE PIZZA ONCE. I DON’T EAT PIZZA ANYMORE.

DON’T TRUST PIZZA, UNLESS IT’S FROM PAPA VOLUS.

cakeybots:

Why hello attractive video game characters

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OOC: Has a Legion body pillow been made yet? Just curious…