omg my post reached 1,000 notes lolwut
"…. Are you Qunari? Sorry, but I’ve never seen a female of your race and… No, I haven’t seen your Shepard? What type of flock do they tend to? Perhaps you’d have better luck asking around the outskirts of Kirkwall; they tend to have the more livestock oriented types there.”
"Oh, I apologize, I wasn’t very specific. No, I am an Asari, by the name of Liara T’Soni. And I’m looking for my partner Commander Shepard, who I’ve seem to have lost in this strange world."
HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THIS IN LIARA’S INBOX.
HI IT’S ME SHEPARD, LIARA’S DOING SHADOW BROKER STUFF, AND I’M FESTIVELY BORED.
EDI GAVE ME A FREE PIZZA ONCE. I DON’T EAT PIZZA ANYMORE.
DON’T TRUST PIZZA, UNLESS IT’S FROM PAPA VOLUS.
Why hello attractive video game characters
((I can’t really do much there except this, sorry <:\ ))